How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude