How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

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What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.