How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

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Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.