How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

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What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.