How do you spot the vegan at a party?

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck