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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

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What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

What is a horses favourite kind of party?

A stall ball.

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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard