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What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

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