What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.