What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.