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What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

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How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.