What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies?

Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!

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Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.