Skinning the vegan.
It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.
Their wheelchairs
One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.
When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".
I'm just asking for a friend)
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.