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What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd