Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.