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Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

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What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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Its the only place she can get love.

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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.