What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

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What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes?

Sub-standard.

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Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.