What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.