What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!