What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

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What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

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A sub-woofer!!!

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Leeds.

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The PUNter.

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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Fowl ball.

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Walk him and pitch to the rhino.