What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.