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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

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How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.