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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

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What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes?

Sub-standard.

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY!!

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.