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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'?

Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

3 Ball Jokes More 3 Ball Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.