What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

3 Ball Jokes More 3 Ball Jokes

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!