What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on