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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

3 Ball Jokes More 3 Ball Jokes

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December