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Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.

What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.