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Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

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Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

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What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.