Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

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How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.