Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

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What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.