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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

Ethic Jokes More Ethic Jokes

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Moral Jokes More Moral Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!