What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Ethic Jokes More Ethic Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Moral Jokes More Moral Jokes

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.