What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Ethic Jokes More Ethic Jokes

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Moral Jokes More Moral Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!