What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake!

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Ethic Jokes More Ethic Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Moral Jokes More Moral Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!