Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

Because then they would be Chicken sedans

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

Theorem Jokes More Theorem Jokes

What's Fermat's favorite topic in Mathematics aside from his theorem?

Fermatation.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem