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Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Theorem Jokes More Theorem Jokes

What's Fermat's favorite topic in Mathematics aside from his theorem?

Fermatation.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem