How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

Fe Line Jokes More Fe Line Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Why did they call it The Iron Curtain?

They were going to call it the Fe line, but that seemed too catty.