How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Fe Line Jokes More Fe Line Jokes

Why did they call it The Iron Curtain?

They were going to call it the Fe line, but that seemed too catty.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.