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How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

What would you call Mike Mauser if he was a cat?

Mike Meowser

Fe Line Jokes More Fe Line Jokes

Why did they call it The Iron Curtain?

They were going to call it the Fe line, but that seemed too catty.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.