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How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a psychiatric patient who is afraid of doors?

Unhinged

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Fe Line Jokes More Fe Line Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Why did they call it The Iron Curtain?

They were going to call it the Fe line, but that seemed too catty.