How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band?

The Doors.

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

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What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

Fe Line Jokes More Fe Line Jokes

Why did they call it The Iron Curtain?

They were going to call it the Fe line, but that seemed too catty.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.