How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

Fe Line Jokes More Fe Line Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Why did they call it The Iron Curtain?

They were going to call it the Fe line, but that seemed too catty.