Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

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What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.