Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Hour Ago Jokes More Hour Ago Jokes

What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...