How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

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What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...