How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

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What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...