How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

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Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...