Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
Because he's from New York.
They only had two cars.
It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
Because of you.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
A Whale Way
Greh.
It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."
Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "
Because he had no direction.
Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*
Piston