Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call two Canadians buying coffee?

Double double doubles

What is the most popular Canadian poultry restaurant?

Chic-fil, eh

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!