Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
Officer -Sir, get out of the car.
Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)
Where there is a fork in the road.
He was rushin'
A Walkie Talkie
God is the answer.
Because they all wore mittens.
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Because he had no direction.
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
To get to the other slide.
