Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why was the scalar depressed?

Because he had no direction.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.