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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The one with the lowest mew.
You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.
Piston
The slide into poverty.
The penguin who pushed him!
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
Slip and slide around.
Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*
Ruff.
Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS
They slide down the banana-ster!
Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
Gracias
Winnie Mandela.
A lie
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.
No pressure
In his Taurus!
Because he crosses everything.
They're too mature for their taste
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids
One Direction.
Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions
Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them.
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