How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

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Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.