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What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

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Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

Peak Jokes More Peak Jokes

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest