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What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!