What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

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How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling