What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

Peak Jokes More Peak Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.