What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Peak Jokes More Peak Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.