What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Peak Jokes More Peak Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!