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Peak Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

Chinese Restaurant Jokes More Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What is the difference man &amp?

Woman? Pupil:Sir, in overtime,overdose & overhead,man shouts and woman sobs

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.