Peak Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Climax Jokes More Climax Jokes

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine?

A second line

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Chinese Restaurant Jokes More Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Timothy Jokes More Timothy Jokes

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.