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Peak Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

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Chinese Restaurant Jokes More Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

Timothy Jokes More Timothy Jokes

What is the third child's name?

Timothy.

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Climax Jokes More Climax Jokes

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.