Peak Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Iss Jokes More Iss Jokes

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What do you call a black man on the ISS?

An astronaut.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

Chinese Restaurant Jokes More Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.