What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

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What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

What is a volcano?

A mountain with the hiccups.

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.