What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

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What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

Which came first... social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse... the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.