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What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What is the witches motto?

We came we saw we conjured!

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.