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What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

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What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.

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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.