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What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae