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What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

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What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

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What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.