What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!