What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against