What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against