What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against