Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

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How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

What do u call a Jamaican proctologist?

Poke'mon