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Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n