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Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.