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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

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Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

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What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

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What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!