Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
He had friends on the other side.
B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life
The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.
Dinner
Because of sanitation reasons.
Immigrants
No WiFi...
Router Limits!
