Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
He used the holy immaculate contraception
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.
It only allows 140 characters
Because he doesn't like being followed.
How can you take something out you've never put in
Well its a little Chewy
A blonde serves more people in a night.
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
With an ethernet!
