Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!