What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

The warning label.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Budweiser Jokes More Budweiser Jokes

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

At&Ampt Jokes More At&Ampt Jokes

Why did AT&ampT have the worst wedding?

No reception.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Ibm Jokes More Ibm Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM