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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

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Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Who's there! Apple! Apple who?

Apple the door myself!

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

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Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Budweiser Jokes More Budweiser Jokes

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

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Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

At&Ampt Jokes More At&Ampt Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

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Why did AT&ampT have the worst wedding?

No reception.

Ibm Jokes More Ibm Jokes

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

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