What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Budweiser Jokes More Budweiser Jokes

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Who's there? Budweiser. Budweiser who?

Budweiser your mother naked?

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$?

They were Holo-costly

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

At&Ampt Jokes More At&Ampt Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Ibm Jokes More Ibm Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.