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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

The warning label.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Budweiser Jokes More Budweiser Jokes

What is the name of your friend's advisor?

Budweiser

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

At&Ampt Jokes More At&Ampt Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why did AT&ampT have the worst wedding?

No reception.

Ibm Jokes More Ibm Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM