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Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Budweiser Jokes More Budweiser Jokes

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bud. Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes