What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!