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Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel