Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.