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Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.