Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience