Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

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Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!