Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

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Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!