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What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.