What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

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Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

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