What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.