Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro?

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!