Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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What do you call a hard working man whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.