Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.