Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!

What's a masochist's favorite type of pasta?

Smacaroni