Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's driving?

Immigration.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What did fettuccine say to rigatoni?

Que pasta