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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!