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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

What do you call pasta with alzheimers?

Forgetti