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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta?

Rotini!

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.