What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What is the difference between a horror fiction writer and a disabled physicist?

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

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I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.