What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

Green Bean Jokes More Green Bean Jokes

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.