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What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

Green Bean Jokes More Green Bean Jokes

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!