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What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.