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What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut?

I've never had a walnut on my face.