What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut?

I've never had a walnut on my face.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..