What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

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I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne