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What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What is the difference between an American and a Canadian?

69 cents.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts