What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.