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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts