What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was "a salted."

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne