What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut?

I've never had a walnut on my face.