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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

Sandwitch

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!