What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.