What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince?

Old King Coal!

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun