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What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind