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What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

Public access.

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.