What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.