What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.