What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.