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What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

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How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon?

An anes-theologist. (close enough)

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What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

What do they say in vegetable church?

Lettuce pray.

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.