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Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

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What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking