Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks