What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

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What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks