What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

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What do they say in vegetable church?

Lettuce pray.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.