What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

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What do they say in vegetable church?

Lettuce pray.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.