What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Lettuce Pray Jokes More Lettuce Pray Jokes

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.