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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Lettuce Pray Jokes More Lettuce Pray Jokes

What do they say in vegetable church?

Lettuce pray.

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.