What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Why can't Gingers sing RnB music?

Because they don't have any soul.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]