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What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.