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What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!