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What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE