What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

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Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.