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What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE