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What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

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When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.