What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.