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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul