What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.