What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

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What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

Soup

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.