What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

Who makes the best milkshakes ever?

Michael J. Fox.

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What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

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Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.

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What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

Soup

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.