What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

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What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Why do Asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.