What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

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What's the difference between a bucket of poop and a lawyer?

A bucket.

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish