What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.