What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

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What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.