What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

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What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!