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What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.