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How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

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What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.