How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?

A Step-Stool