How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log