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How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..