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How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail?

I didn't have enough seed money.

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.