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What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

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What is a small, one story home made of poop called?

A dungalow

What's the difference between a bucket of poop and a lawyer?

A bucket.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.