What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

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What is a small, one story home made of poop called?

A dungalow

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log