What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

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What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

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What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!