What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.