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What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

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What is a small, one story home made of poop called?

A dungalow

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

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What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.