What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

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What did they sew you up with?

Cat gut.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log