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What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!