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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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What did Captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log