What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.