The Captains log
Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
Because the p is silent
Because the P is silent.
The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.
The Captain's Log.
The captains log
He Shatner.
Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.
It just logged on...