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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log