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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

L0l

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

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What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.