What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log