Because it was the hottest pepper.
A major difference.
Jean-Luc Picardio
The Captains log
The captains log.
The captains log
With a pita pan.
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
The Internship
Men, get on the boat.
Because the captain stood on the deck.
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
He Shatner.
Picardi and coke
The team's kipper!
Because the Captain was stood on the deck!
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
Take me to your Liederkranz.
Get back in the ship, men!
Captain Cook.
To e or not to e that is the question.
Spocrates.
Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**
What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.
They have nerves of steal.
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
Diddly squat
By swimming in their debt.
A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!
Radioactive elements last longer.
Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.
When it choo's quietly.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Ronald MacAardvark!
