Because it was the hottest pepper.
A major difference.
Jean-Luc Picardio
The Captains log
The captains log.
The captains log
With a pita pan.
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
The Internship
Men, get on the boat.
Because the captain stood on the deck.
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
He Shatner.
Picardi and coke
The team's kipper!
Because the Captain was stood on the deck!
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
Take me to your Liederkranz.
To indicate where the treasure is buried.
Pirates.
He Apollo-gized.
At an apathycary!
To help with the cavity searches
They are hiring.
What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.
Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**
Cus they have to taste it twice!
Prime Rib
Deck the halls with boughs of free cash
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Dump-ring.
Flush the toilet.
Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.
LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.
