Uss Enterprise Jokes

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

How often do you exercise?

About 3 to 4 times a week. "Be honest." 2003.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.