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Uss Enterprise Jokes

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist?

To die as a martyr.

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

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Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.