Uss Enterprise Jokes

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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He Shatner.

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Pants.

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Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

Because William Shatner