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Uss Enterprise Jokes

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

Love

Love

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

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What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.