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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

Because William Shatner

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner