Uss Enterprise Jokes

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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With a pita pan.

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.