William Shatner Jokes

Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

Because William Shatner

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

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Trekkie Jokes More Trekkie Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

Uhura Jokes More Uhura Jokes

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

Because William Shatner

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.