Because William Shatner.
Because William Shatner
William Shatner
Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!
I don't know, ask the Arabs!
Who wants to know
Because William shat on her.
I love you a ton!
Because he's a cross product.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Kermit's fingers
Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
Cause it looked hotter than usual!
Te-quil-a
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
Cause William Shatner Coffee.
They always somehow just Klingon to it.
Jean-Luc Picardio
