William Shatner Jokes

Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

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Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Uhura Jokes More Uhura Jokes

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

Trekkie Jokes More Trekkie Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!