William Shatner Jokes

Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

Because William Shatner

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

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Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Trekkie Jokes More Trekkie Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Uhura Jokes More Uhura Jokes

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

Because William Shatner

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.