William Shatner Jokes

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Trekkie Jokes More Trekkie Jokes

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

William Shatner Jokes

Why did Uhuru get mad?

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

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