William Shatner Jokes

Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

Because William Shatner

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

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Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

Uss Enterprise Jokes More Uss Enterprise Jokes

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.