William Shatner Jokes

Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

Because William Shatner

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

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Trekkie Jokes More Trekkie Jokes

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Uhura Jokes More Uhura Jokes

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

Because William Shatner

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty