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William Shatner Jokes

Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

Because William Shatner

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's brown and smells funny?

Clown Poo

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Trekkie Jokes More Trekkie Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.