Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

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What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

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The sharks life lacked porpoise.