Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment