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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.