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Tower Jokes

Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Ask them if they play league.

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Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

Why does the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean?

It is italicized.

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

Why does the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean?

It is italicized.

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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.