They can't guard their towers.
Because they can't protect their towers.
They lost two towers
Because they are missing two towers.
Because the tower is an Eiffel.
I've got a plane to catch
Two Towers.
They are missing two towers.
Because they're missing two towers
A plane
Cause they lack the towers.
Lol
Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same
Because she uses the other one to sing.
Cold cuts.
Gender rolls
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
Because that's where the mini apple is!
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Unique up on it.
A Mushroom
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Because it will go right over his head
