Tower Jokes

Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

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