Tower Jokes

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

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Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

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Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

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ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

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Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

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Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend