Berlin Jokes

What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common?

A lot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back.

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Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry.

Who's there! Berlin! Berlin who?

Berlin maiden over!

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

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Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

What do you call a blind member of the Third Reich?

A "notsee" because they cannot see!

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes

What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz?

Lenght of chimney x wind speed

What do Auschwitz, Treblinka, and Sobibor have in common?

Tons of koffing spawns.

Berlin Wall Jokes More Berlin Wall Jokes

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

Maiden Jokes More Maiden Jokes

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Who's there! Berlin! Berlin who?

Berlin maiden over!

Warsaw Jokes More Warsaw Jokes

What's the most popular dance in Warsaw?

The pole dance.

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...