Auschwitz Jokes

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Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

Bad Place Jokes More Bad Place Jokes

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

Mitemares

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes
Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.