A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because they ran out of Natural Light
Just kidding, I ran over it.
With a broom and a dustpan.
He needed more Elba room.
It can't buy you money.
You can't buy happiness!
To boldly split infinitives!
Jerry's kids.
They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank
Berlin maiden over!
Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.
He can't get out of a bath.
