Auschwitz Jokes

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

Exile Jokes More Exile Jokes

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Bad Place Jokes More Bad Place Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Ex Girlfriend Jokes More Ex Girlfriend Jokes

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

Happiness Jokes More Happiness Jokes

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!